Here to honor, serve, and protect (your food)

One of the "perks" of my job is that I have to take an online Department of Health and Mental Hygiene course. It's true, my mental state needs a cleaning. I'm pretty sure "mental hygiene" is just a fancy way of saying, "brainwash."

This class is a serious snooze fest. The worst is that I have to pay attention because along with online quizzes, there is an offline final exam, where I have to go to some government office and pass a test in order to be certified. If I fail the test, I have to take the entire online class over. I would really like for that to not happen.

It's the pictures that keep me from falling asleep: