(Here’s a picture of the merchandise in question. The avocado was purchased as non-organic. The cherries were purchased as grapes. The water was flat-out stolen. Deal with it. I guess I’m actually the one trying to deal with it.)
Third residency has begun! Don Share read tonight and he mentioned trashy, gossipy blogs and I thought about my blog and felt guilty but Sara leaned over and said she loved my blog, so there!
Good stuff seeing all these silly writerly folks. I can’t get over how happy I am to reunite. I began my evening with Sara G and Alana. We had some much needed pre-workshop venting over coffee at Simon's.
Big hugs with Michael and the love-fest with Brian has begun (at least on my end).
After the reception in which they've added wine to the menu (way to go, Steven!), Jessica helped me to do the right thing and we attended the reading. Then off to our first night at Cambridge Common for more wine and catching up.
I attempted to help Jen find a man thanks to her little gnome friend, Seamus (pictures to follow soon). This will be an exciting evening adventure for the next nine days.
I was seriously ogled by a scary, scary man with little fear and a lot of ogling to do. He followed us outside when we left and I was afraid he would follow us home, but he let it go. Thank goodness for Sara and Jess. Jess offered to make out with me to ward him off, but I let her know I am now officially exclusive. She reminded me that she’s engaged. It was her idea! (She’s going to be thrilled that this made it onto the blog, I’m sure.)
New music from Jen: The Replacements, Georgie James, Annie, and more
Some possible reading material: Deborah Eisenberg. Anybody know her writing?
Person who is online too much: Aimee
Most honored moment so far: Jen forwarded one of my stories to two friends. (I’m famous!)
New obsession: the ask.com commercial featuring Kato Kaelin. (Can you tell that I haven’t been around television in a long time?)
Loving that she busted out of the quiet zone: Breda
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see? we really do work.
but the pictures are not so action-packed.
one of my favorite authors, our visiting faculty, Leslea Newman read my favorite story by her, A Letter To Harvey Milk. (Sometimes, I get to be with the cool kids in the back row.)
Jen wanted this one to go on the blog.
Matt joins us at Cambridge Common and chats with polarchip who called from the Bay Area. Oberlin love!
so cute. comfort food for Deb and scary face for Dan.
lady and cherries, a portrait.
tavi is an angel.
alex's book jacket photo
jen and ben, will you ever stop?
brian (my new mentor!) becomes our choral instructor.
a-dor-able.
little me. (on my walk to school today i realized that i'm the a.d.d. child of the program.)
little jen.
abbey told me she can't get through to me. deb was swoony. and in this picture, jen may be a little smitten. (today sara g told me that i need to grow up and think about my future. she's right. so i'm going to put together a six month plan to start a writers' retreat in somewhere in new york state.)
and then i poured an entire glass of sangria all over alex and dan.
game night at camp mfa.
In the morning, we practiced harmonizing.
By our third round, I'm pretty sure we had it down. Just ask everyone who was sitting around us.
Jess and Abbey hide from the reading at Cambridge Common. Abbey and I dream of a houseboat.
Chaney (nervous about spelling), Alana, and Leland rock the bod.
Strike a pose.
Cheers. (This is kind of Boston after all.) 
My sponsor got her groove back.
I promised Abbey at least five of this series would appear on the blog. We've been breaking it down to Heart's Alone since 9:30 am.
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you. And now it chills me to the bone.
(We need chemistry, Abbey!) How do I get you alone?
Alone, Alone
My new favorite picture. (For more beautiful pics, refer to Jen G's site.)
Abbey, Jen, Ben, and Jess discuss reading our work aloud. (Except Jen appears to be on her cell phone.)
Leland arrives and offers gnome love.
Jen and Gili together without the use of g-chat.
Mentor stalkers, Gili and Abbey bond over their creepy behavior.
Adorable Billy and the gnome.
A tasty gnome treat for me.
Remember in the eighties (before digicams) when you could take a picture at the same time as someone else and their head would look like an explosion? I tried to reorchestrate that with Dan to no avail. 
Abbey's back to school bag. Jen's cool foot.
(Here’s a picture of the merchandise in question. The avocado was purchased as non-organic. The cherries were purchased as grapes. The water was flat-out stolen. Deal with it. I guess I’m actually the one trying to deal with it.)
